Wednesday, August 5, 2009


Eventually it had to happen. Take the emo of Spider-Man and the emo of musical theatre and you have this.

If there's something lacking in Spider-Man, CLEARLY it's dramatic monologues that went UNSUNG.

Maybe with great power comes great choreography?
And how does one "turn off the dark?"

To quote a wiser man than me, "It's schwarbage."

(It's stuff like this that makes me think of Joe Quesada as the Mr. Pinciotti of comics.)


Mike P said...

Hilarious and right on, Dave!

Maybe they'll do a version of "Respect" titled "Responsibility" with a few more bars?

Male Spidey fans around the world will be able to feel their testes shrinking as the singing gets louder...


Al Bigley said...

Consult the 70s Spidey LPS ("Rock Reflections of a Superhero," and "The Rockomic") for how this will sound!

Al Bigley